DAD’S FAVORITE SYLLABLES
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with Vietnamese noodles.
How many astronauts does it take to change a light bulb? Three, excuse “my” French.
How many ballerinas does it take to change a light bulb? Four, literally just four.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Four, for years in office.
How many cannibals does it take to change a light bulb? Three, ew!
How many cows does it take to change a light bulb? Four, on a French day.
How many detectives does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a straight path.
How many ducks does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a dry place.
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Four, with a horse.
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? Three, convened.
How many giraffes does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a donkey.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? Four, not less.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two, or zero.
How many monsters does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a train station.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? Two, it may start an email.
How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb? One, just one.
How many nuns does it take to change a light bulb? Four, with multiple sharp objects.
How many octopuses does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a bursting sound.
How many parrots does it take to change a light bulb? Six, with a rock star.
How many penguins does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a small vegetable.
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb? Four, where discount clothing is sold.
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Four, ripped.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four, owed money.
How many priests does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a sibling.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Three, in a hotel.
How many spies does it take to change a light bulb? One, a Roman number.
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? One, a kind of curve.
How many turkeys does it take to change a light bulb? Three, to pull.
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? Four, to sell.
How many zebras does it take to change a light bulb? Three, where zebras may live.
DAD’S FAVORITE MOVIES
A baby, a ninja, and a detective walk into an eleven-year-old girl’s stop-motion world.
A chicken, a monster, a mother-in-law, another chicken, and a pirate walk into a real-estate drama.
A cow, a giraffe, a cannibal, and a clown walk into a dinosaur world.
Two doctors and a duck walk into a Golden-Globe-winning musical.
An engineer, a mother-in-law, an octopus, and a nun walk into a nanny.
A Frenchman, a Russian, an Irishman, an American, and a priest walk into a transformation.
A parrot, a teacher, an astronaut, two magicians, and a witch walk into a supernatural anime.
A blonde, a psychiatrist, a lawyer, and a police officer walk into Arnold.
A spy, a ballerina, a waiter, a politician, and a Russian walk into intrigue on an English holiday.
A zebra, a turkey, a penguin, and an elephant walk into an anthropomorphic animal allegory.
DAD’S FAVORITE SAN FRANCISCO LOCATION
What do you get when you cross a doctor, a baby, a lawyer, two Russians, a witch, a mother-in-law, and an elephant?